Tuesday, July 21, 2009

South Africa 2009: Kruger National Park Part 1

An Impala Lily. Potentially has aphrodisiac qualities. Alex ate one and went on a week long rampage.

To get a feel for the land, we went on a safari, slaughtering everything in our path. Alex has gone into great detail about the size of the park (Wales), conspiracy theories surrounding the park, and a comprehensive list of the animals we shot and stabbed. I can't really add to it, other than to provide one or two snaps to fill the picture out a bit.

Our transport buggering off into the long grass.

Mother, laying out the campaign strategy

Thatch.


Alex, contemplating the brutality that would follow. So many young lives lost...

A view of the camp at dawn.


Holy crap - Lions! No tigers though: this isn't Kenya

Where does a giraffe go to get his Cadillac filled? Total, of course.

Roll on Meat Week...

Don't miss Part 1, South Africa campaign 2009...

4 comments:

alex_sotheran said...

This is brilliant, it's like I was there...

Craig said...

Thanks dude! I'm trying to write it as though I was there too - how am I doing?

John said...

I have no idea what's happening.

Craig said...

Neither do I John... I feel as though a month has vanished from my life, and all I have is some confused memories of shouting and a few snapshots. It's hard to piece it all together.

 
ENOUGH