South Africa 2009: Kruger National Park Part 1
An Impala Lily. Potentially has aphrodisiac qualities. Alex ate one and went on a week long rampage.
To get a feel for the land, we went on a safari, slaughtering everything in our path. Alex has gone into great detail about the size of the park (Wales), conspiracy theories surrounding the park, and a comprehensive list of the animals we shot and stabbed. I can't really add to it, other than to provide one or two snaps to fill the picture out a bit.
Our transport buggering off into the long grass.
Mother, laying out the campaign strategy
Thatch.
Alex, contemplating the brutality that would follow. So many young lives lost...
A view of the camp at dawn.
Holy crap - Lions! No tigers though: this isn't Kenya
Where does a giraffe go to get his Cadillac filled? Total, of course.
Roll on Meat Week...
Don't miss Part 1, South Africa campaign 2009...
4 comments:
This is brilliant, it's like I was there...
Thanks dude! I'm trying to write it as though I was there too - how am I doing?
I have no idea what's happening.
Neither do I John... I feel as though a month has vanished from my life, and all I have is some confused memories of shouting and a few snapshots. It's hard to piece it all together.
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